Your time re-starts now...

My earliest memory is ... sausages.
At school I ... sausages.
My first relationship was ... sausages.
I don't like talking about ... sausages.
My most treasured possession is ... sausages.
My mother and father always told me ... sausages.
In the movie of my life, I'd be played by ... sausages.
I wish I had ... sausages.
I wish I hadn't ... sausages.
My most humiliating moment was ... sausages.
I was happiest when ... sausages.
My guiltiest pleasure is ... sausages.
My last meal would be ... sausages.
I'm very bad at ... sausages.
When I was a child I wanted to ... sausages.
If I could change one moment of my life it would be ... sausages.
It's not fashionable but I love ... sausages.
If I could live anywhere, I'd choose ... sausages.
My worst trait is ... sausages.
My best trait is ... sausages.
My greatest fear is ... sausages.
If only I could ... sausages.
The hardest thing I've ever done was ... sausages.
I relax by ... sausages.
What I don't find amusing is ... sausages.
I'm always being asked ... sausages.

Wow - that was heaps easier than last time.  And funnier too.