- I am very manly, and real men do their own taxes without help,
- I am hopelessly disorganized, and most of the work involves rummaging around our store-room looking for old letters and financial statements, and
- I forgot.
Remember how I recently swore that for my next set of exams I would do the work as I went along rather than leave it all to the end? Well that's how I'm going to do my taxes next year. I'm going to put everything in a box as I go, and on D-day I'll dump it all on someone else's desk and tell them to do it for me for nuthin'.
And I will laugh like this: "muahahahaHAH!!"