Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Overheard


Patient
Antipsychotics are bullshit!  You know, what happened to people with schizophrenia before antipsychotics were invented? Huh?

Doctor
Well, most of them probably died very young from exposure, malnutrition, violence, suicide, disease, or else were locked up for the rest of their lives.

Patient
Oh.

Monday, November 9, 2015

Custodian


Hatchling
I really really like your watch.

PTR
Me too.

Hatchling
When you are dead, who will get to have your watch?

PTR
You will, I suppose.

Hatchling
I can't wait! I can't wait!