Monday, November 9, 2009

Psoriasis

I was just reading about psoriasis on wikipedia and was startled to learn that the following treatments have fallen out of favour:
  • cat faeces
  • onions
  • sea salt and urine
  • goose oil and semen
  • wasp droppings in sycamore milk
  • soup made from vipers
  • arsenic
I guess my doctor must be pretty old-fashioned.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that goose oil and goose semen or goose oil and human semen?

PTR said...

Perhaps that depends on what gender of goose you get.

Anonymous said...

You should tell your doctor to mix them all together and apply topically, orally, intravenously and suppositoryily

PTR said...

Yeah, you'd get a real kick out of that wouldn't you? I know your type...