Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Stunami Warning

The Bureau of Meteorology has just issued a Stunami Warning for South Australia!  Please see the map for the areas expected to be worst affected.



Stunamis are a rare phenomenon, occurring only a couple of times each year.  Pressure released by massive shifts in the subconscious initially cause a low ebb in the levels of study.  However the trough is rapidly followed by a sudden onrushing wall of study that sweeps all before it.  The tidal wave of study has the power to destroy houses, trees, relationships, and egos. 

Do not attempt to resist the stunami.  Do not attempt to flee the stunami.  The only way to survive is to be carried along by it until it deposits you at a distant point in the future.  Be warned that unless you quickly secure yourself to flotation devices such as books or computers you may be overwhelmed and crushed.  You must also obtain adequate supplies of food and water as supply to the area affected by the stunami will be sporadic at best.

Do not try to assist others who may be struggling in the stunami.  Your first duty is to yourself.  The weak will perish.  If you can, seize their books.  Avoid panicked crowds.

I'll see you on the other side.

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