"Laughter and joke-telling is healthy and can be used to convey messages that may otherwise be too difficult to express!" - Jesse Eisenberg, A Marriage Counselor Tries To Heckle At A Knicks Game
I probably use a bottle of Tabasco a month. I have it with almost everything. There are probably people out there who use a lot more than I do. Thats how they make their money. The rely on freaks who like to sweat when they eat...... Like me.
A raging Bruxist, I grew up on an ostrich farm until I was mistaken for a woman one time too many. Leaving my angsty post-teen life as one of three only children, I flew to Stockholm where I unexpectedly won the Man Booker Prize for lengthy blogging about being short. I'm perplexed to report that I like painting tiny Romans.
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I think they may depend on the displaced asians who require that capsacin feeling, but can"t get access to their own goods.
If tabasco was all I had to live with, I"d probably go through 3 bottles a week.
I probably use a bottle of Tabasco a month. I have it with almost everything. There are probably people out there who use a lot more than I do. Thats how they make their money. The rely on freaks who like to sweat when they eat...... Like me.
I forgot to mention that my bottle of Tabasco is a forty-gallon drum and I like to use it as eye-drops when I need a quick picker-upper.
Oh okay, I admit that I'm a big girly-man when it comes to Tabasco. I like it, but I use it by sniffing the cap then eating my food.
I go through loads of tobasco. Tobasco on avocado is one of life's true simple pleasures.
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