We were given dinner for free at a local restaurant, for reasons I can't be bothered to explain, and we had to choose between two main courses:
- fish and chips
- steak and chips
"Laughter and joke-telling is healthy and can be used to convey messages that may otherwise be too difficult to express!" - Jesse Eisenberg, A Marriage Counselor Tries To Heckle At A Knicks Game
4 comments:
PTR,
Wow - what a tribute to Willie! A whole working day of abstinence from chips in his honour!
You sure must love that hill-billy country musak!
I'm looking forward to your next sacrifice - maybe not blinking for the whole night you're asleep?
Hang on a bit! I've already explained that I could not possibly be held responsible. What else could I do - NOT eat the chips? Hahahahah, as if!
Anyway, I didn't eat chips on Friday through Monday, which is two working days.
What are you going to do when the only options in the cafeteria are chips or suspicious floating hot dog?
Based on this latest turn of events I doubt your ability to just walk away. Poor ol' Willie.
Ah yes, the suspicious floating hot dog. You are wise in the ways of disgusting level 4 cafeteria food!
I have previously dealt with this issue by going to the volunteer cafe on level 2 and buying scones for lunch, but clearly this plan is not bulletproof (unlike the scones).
Maybe I'll buy a big tin of kelp and keep it in my locker for emergencies.
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