Product placement

I'm excited! 

Today while battling through the long-weekend crowds at the supermarket I found these corn holders:

We had ones like this when I was a kid.  You jam one into each end of an ear of corn and use them hold it when it's hot and buttery.  I wasn't much of a fan of corn when I was young but I liked using these things.  See how they look like tiny ears of corn?  How awesome is that?  And you can imagine how once they are in, they kind of look like little ear-shaped ears on the ear of corn.  It's ideas like this that made China the great nation it is today.

Sadly, I didn't have any corn in the fridge to show you them in action.  But you can use them for a lot more than just corn.  You can use them for apples:

You can use them for lemons:

You can use them for carrots:

You can use them for pieces of cheese if you don't slice it too thinly:

You can even use it for sticks of celery, with or without peanut butter:

Go out and buy some now.  Your life will never be the same.