This is what happens when I get really resistant to actually getting anything productive done.
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About Me
- PTR
- A raging Bruxist, I grew up on an ostrich farm until I was mistaken for a woman one time too many. Leaving my angsty post-teen life as one of three only children, I flew to Stockholm where I unexpectedly won the Man Booker Prize for lengthy blogging about being short. I'm perplexed to report that I like painting tiny Romans.
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Can we vote on which of the two selves we like most?
Or is one the Smaller Half? In that case, can we vote on who is whom (or do I mean whom is who)?
PTR,
I agree about the voting!
Furthermore - did you do these selfs yourself? Are you a self-made man (or a man-made self)?
They're both not my Smaller Half.
You can't vote formally, but you are welcome, as always, to leave inane and bizarre comments.
Oh, and yes I did do these both myself. In Microsoft Paint, which I feel is an underappreciated tool of expressive procrastination.
Have you Obamafied yourself yet?
No, what does that involve?
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