My cat is so clever! You know how cat pee causes kitty litter to clump together into a ball? Well, today when I was cleaning out her litter tray I found a nice round ball of peed-upon litter which had embedded into it two bits of poop such that the whole thing resembled a little smiley face!
It was awesome!
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5 comments:
I loled...
It really is true what they say about the lowest common denominator!
PTR,
If ever there was a blog that deserved a photo...
Actually what about a web camera on the kitty litter tray?
Your cat might move on to poops that look like the Virgin Mary or Dead Sea Scrolls. Those moments need to be on You-Tube!
Just for moment, I considered taking a photo. Fortunately I realized that if I did, I would never again be able to savour that feeling of sinking to a new low.
If any religious icons should appear, rest assured they'll be going to straight onto ebay.
and yet you scorn ratemypoo.com
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