Further proof today that this town is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. I saw this sandwich board outside the pet store advertising guinea pigs for fighting. What kind of depraved subhuman is savage enough to get their kicks from watching animals battle to the death, yet ironically post-modern enough to do it to guinea pigs? Probably some emo high-school kids I reckon.
I showed it to my Smaller Half and she tried to tell me some yarn about how the board is actually advertising both guinea pigs and siamese fighting fish. That's utter nonsense - how could fish fight? They don't even have arms.
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