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"Laughter and joke-telling is healthy and can be used to convey messages that may otherwise be too difficult to express!" - Jesse Eisenberg, A Marriage Counselor Tries To Heckle At A Knicks Game
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About Me
- PTR
- A raging Bruxist, I grew up on an ostrich farm until I was mistaken for a woman one time too many. Leaving my angsty post-teen life as one of three only children, I flew to Stockholm where I unexpectedly won the Man Booker Prize for lengthy blogging about being short. I'm perplexed to report that I like painting tiny Romans.
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- The little car that could
- Sickening
- You dirty rat
- Flash! Ah-ah! Saviour of the universe!
- Excuse me while I whip this out
- Saved by seals
- I'll be back?
- Big eared tortoise
- Anticipatory paranoia
- Look right
- Information underload
- Beetles
- This is what I learned today
- Dodgy
- Group work
- Always get your colonoscopy on film
- Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance
- I don't get no respect
- One year old today
- Lo, I am returned
- Cool link
- Pituitawhatty?
- Ow
- Xenocrine glands?
- A simple story involving a humorous misunderstanding
- Karma Chameleon
- Strange Doctor
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6 comments:
aww hopefully not too long, i do enjoy this blog
Thanks, I enjoy writing it too. But I'm starting to freak myself out about my upcoming exams so I think I need to focus a bit. I'll see how I go...
:)
Or, you could embrace the freakedoutness. Use it as your muse.
Just pretend you are on commercial radio. Apply the age old test - WJWRC (what joke would Rove crack)?
"Man, I'm getting really weirded out right now. Today I just started screaming at the broccoli in supermarket because it reminded me of the structure of the lungs and I couldn't remember the name of the psudeo-transmitters that controls the respiratory rate. Ohh, how we laughed"
I think there's a big market for that sort of "lighter side of depression". Be manic & morose.
That's good material there - you should write a blog!
The problem is this: I enjoy writing this stuff. I do not enjoy busting a gut studying. So I tend to spend too much time daydreaming about what I might write about next. It passes the time real good but right now time is my enemy and I seek to destroy it.
My plan is to accelerate the rest of my class to near-light-speed so that my subjective experience of the next two weeks is many times longer than theirs and I will have heaps more time to catch up on the study I've been neglecting.
I have noticed that you've been walking in slow motion a lot, and occasionally in reverse. Have you got that accelerometer thing working properly?
Nah, I ditched the plan. It would have required a prohibitive expenditure of energy. I walk backwards merely to try to confuse my stalkers.
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