PatientI was feeling terrible but when I went to the hospital they said that one of my tablets was poisoning me!
DoctorPoisoning you? Oh, it was probably that strychnine I put you on.
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2 comments:
Medicine is the best laughter after all.
I read that twice before I noticed what you did there.
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