You know the pre-sliced cheese that is sold for making sandwiches with? Yesterday I noticed that the slices are almost exactly the same size as a sheet of toilet paper.
Coincidence or conspiracy?
You decide.
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5 comments:
But how did you notice PTR? How?
What were you doing at the time - please paint us a word picture of your Eureka! moment.
Cheese is a lot less abrasive as well.
While doing some background research on abrasive cheeses to try to come up with a suitable response, I found this:
http://www.idiotica.com/cranium/encyclopedia/content/cleanserorcheese.htm
It's an article about how easy it is to mistake abrasive bleach powders for parmesan cheese, especially if you are a moron. Be warned.
Why don't they make plastic cheese in a stronger three -ply sheet? That could save on those inadvertent self-Hopoate moments when your fingers break through.
It's those sort of quality ideas that reassure me that the Global Financial Crisis will soon be over.
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