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- A raging Bruxist, I grew up on an ostrich farm until I was mistaken for a woman one time too many. Leaving my angsty post-teen life as one of three only children, I flew to Stockholm where I unexpectedly won the Man Booker Prize for lengthy blogging about being short. I'm perplexed to report that I like painting tiny Romans.
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- Mayor of Chumpsbridge
- Meet Brett
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- Coincidence? You decide...
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- Asymmetry
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4 comments:
Can the trolls please stand up? I'd like to meet them.
Are you saying that we are all close friends or family?
Close friends? At best. But it seems more likely that the vanity thing comes into it.
And the trolls are under the bridge, aren't they?
I read to live vicariously... what can I say? It's cold under the bridge.
Lump
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