Sunday, September 25, 2011

The top 10 songs in which you can substitute "fart" for "heart"

  1. My Fart Will Go On - Celine Dion
  2. Unchain My Fart - Ray Charles
  3. Two Strong Farts - John Farnham
  4. What Becomes Of The Brokenfarted? - Jimmy Ruffin
  5. Achy Breaky Fart - Billy Ray Cyrus
  6. Good Farted Woman - Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson
  7. Fart Of Glass - Blondie
  8. Fartbreak Hotel - Elvis Presley
  9. Listen To Your Fart - Roxette
  10. Sgt Pepper's Lonely Farts Club Band - The Beatles


PTR said...

I freely acknowledge that this is a new blogging low for me. In my defence, the Hatchling is sick so I'm not getting much sleep. Plus, I'm very immature.

Lumpage said...

It's alright, we appreciate your work!

John Gray said...

loved your blog
even the farts!!!

PTR said...

The lowest common denominator is a wonderful thing.