Hello, I'm Gym Person. I'm just calling to check if you know that we have new spray tanning booths being installed next week.
Oh, that's exciting!
Yes, so if you have any women or you need a tan you can get it done right here for only $25.
I have no idea what she meant by "if you have any women". I'm hoping she just mis-spoke because she was so startled by my rapturous enthusiasm for spray tan booths.