Sunday, November 14, 2010

Practise MCQs

Which of the following are good reasons that you'll pass your exams?
  1. You are a genius - you mother told you so.
  2. You're part of a generously funded rural education program so the university can't afford you to fail.
  3. The year after you already has too many people repeating from your year so the university can't afford you to fail.
  4. You have the dirt on the political heavyweights so the university can't afford you to fail.
  5. All of the above.

Why is it that beft always go to the left?
  1. Levorotatory motion induced by perinatal prostaglandins.
  2. Differential homeobox gene expression.
  3. Torsion of the sigmoid mesentery.
  4. Peyronie's disease.
  5. None of the above.

Medicine as a career is:
  1. Overrated
  2. Underrated
  3. Serrated
  4. Frustrated
  5. Adulterated


Anonymous said...

I like the sound of a serrated career - that has a nice edge to it.

I bet Miles Franklin wishes she'd thought of that as a title, "My Serrated Career"

PTR said...

Serrated careers are like serrated knives - useful for cutting soft tomatoes.

Anonymous said...

You are so clever.. I also like the idea of being serrated, but there is charm also in being blunt!! XX

PTR said...

I am also handsome, rich, and kind to bees. But sorry ladies - I'm taken!