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- PTR
- A raging Bruxist, I grew up on an ostrich farm until I was mistaken for a woman one time too many. Leaving my angsty post-teen life as one of three only children, I flew to Stockholm where I unexpectedly won the Man Booker Prize for lengthy blogging about being short. I'm perplexed to report that I like painting tiny Romans.
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October
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- Chuz out mang
- The OSCE is like a dose of clap
- Plummer-Vinson (Paterson-Brown-Kelly) syndrome
- Buerger's test
- Myasthenia gravis
- Henoch–Schönlein purpura
- Hyperglycaemia
- Hypoglycaemia
- Concerning poems in the haiku form
- Neostigmine
- Hypoparathyroidism
- Seven affirmations
- Hyperparathyroidism
- Haemochromatosis
- Kawasaki disease
- PR, RR, BP for birth, infant, toddler, child.
- Red flags in paediatric heart murmurs
- Kallman syndrome
- A simple question
- Pertussis
- Decelerations on CTG
- Ring worm
- Otosclerosis
- Cauda equina syndrome
- Breast lump
- Give me malaria or give me death!
- HELLP syndrome
- Erythema infectiosum
- Heart disease
- Measles
- Acute post-streptococcal glomerulonephritis
- Cluster headache
- Thrombotic thrombocytopaenic purpura
- Pericarditis
- Encopresis
- Pulmonary embolus
- Typical
- Emoticons
- Antenatal class
- Wants
- Swept away
- Improvisation fail
- Empathy
- Father Hood
- Send me the bill
- Enraging
- OSCE stations for the real world
- Power
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6 comments:
I'm not sure whether the times are correct - but 5:40am?
Here, I balance the awesomeness of your haiku's with the need for you to sleep.
I go the haiku's - for now.
If problems persist, see your doctor.
Ha - I was wondering if anybody would notice. The times are indeed correct, but fear not Gentle Reader! I have been using blogger's Remarkable Facility For The Scheduling Of Future Posts to create the impression that I have been staying up all night studying.
It's exhibit A for the defence if I should happen to fail my exams.
Chest pain? Short of breath?
'Mona' greats you at the door,
ECG needed.
That's a good one. Except I have no idea what "Mona greats you at the door" means.
Please explain.
mona is a dirty whore
stands for morphine, oxygen, GTN, aspirin
I think you'll find that:
- morphine
- oxygen
- GTN
- aspirin
spells Moga, not Mona. As for your slanderous libel towards Moga, well...
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