Bad constipation,
Overflow incontinence.
Parachoc, star chart.
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6 comments:
Star chart?
A BLOODY star chart??
What are you studying - pediatrics? If I have constipation and incontinence, then I reckon I'm looking for something a bit more substantial than a star chart!
But I liked the little poems! "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
(a) Yes, I'm studying padiatrics.
(b) I had to use "star chart" because "behavioural modification therapy" is almost a haiku in itself.
'Beating' would also have been two syllables.
Poetic but tragically ineffective.
Peeing in your pants?
demented and ataxic?
NPH it is
I've always wondered what that meant. People kept mentioning it last year during the chronic block.
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