PTR
So tell me, how's your diet? Do you get much variety of foods?
Patient
Well no. I get terrible diarrhoea so I mostly eat just fruit and yoghurt.
PTR
And does that help?
Patient
No, I think it makes it worse.
"Laughter and joke-telling is healthy and can be used to convey messages that may otherwise be too difficult to express!" - Jesse Eisenberg, A Marriage Counselor Tries To Heckle At A Knicks Game
2 comments:
Perhaps he should try eating diarrhoea and see if he could then set up one of those cute mini-stalls in the city that sells expensive fruit and yoghurt.
This brings to mind the old saying, "Let he who suggests eating diarrhoea drink the first cup". Ah, the wisdom of the ages.
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