Zap!

Because I have a postgrad degree in electrical engineering, I am preoccupied with avoiding electrocution.  Not because I am more aware of the dangers, but because I just know that if I did get electrocuted, people would say, "well that's ironic!" and I would be turning in my grave because it's really not ironic at all, because I did my best to avoid the subjects about electricity.

Which probably goes a fair way to explaining why I'm not an electrical engineer.