Resolutions

Here's a great website - the Resolution Generator!  It generates resolutions for people like me who are too cynical, lazy or unimaginative to think of their own.  Mind you, it's not perfect.  I got the following resolutions in this order:

1. Tell him that I love him.  (I'm wriggling out of this one...)
2. Friend a person with the same name as me on Facebook.  (I am already friends with 4 other people with the same name as me on Facebook.  One of them even mailed me some of his art prints from the USA!)
3. Solve the Rubik's Cube.  (Oh great - guess I'm stuck with this one.  Anybody got a Cube to lend me?)

I'd be curious to know if any of you come up with slightly more plausible resolutions from this thing.