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2 comments:
In the first place you've got to question their motivation in buying baby bocconcini and then cutting them up. Baby bocconcini have a higher ratio of less delicious tough surface area, to more delicious stretched curd inner goodness. Which makes them, somewhat ironically, less tender. "Baby" is totally a marketing ploy.
If you ask me, they're asking for it. And I don't mean the bocconcini. Because that would be slightly weird.
hey good answer, I hadn't thought of that. I've been fooled by the baby vegetable trick!
From now on, I'm going to insist that my bocconcini be obtained as a single sphere the size of my head to maximize the tasty goodness.
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