Drink with the mutants

Here's another great idea that I am donating to the world. Entrepreneurs: it's all yours.

I'd like to see a bar set up like a nuclear power plant. Not as in glowing plutonium rods everywhere and staff with three eyes serving you. More like having the bar staff behind a thick shield of glass which would have those freaky arm-length rubber gloves installed in it at regular intervals. So the staff would reach through to serve drinks, take money and operate the registers, but would at all times be insulated from the filthy drunken customers.

Not only would this be a great theme for a bar (and what the hey, why not have some glowing plutonium rods scattered about and give people extra eyes to glue to their heads at the door), it would also be a much more pleasant place for people to work. You could keep the staff area filled with fresh cool air, pleasant piped-in string music to keep people relaxed, and the floor would be dry and safe underfoot.

If you set one up in Adelaide, let me know. I'd like to check it out.