Hypothetical awards for which I coulda been a contender

1. Most destructive relationship with clinical supervisor.
2. Most adorable baby.
3. Most patient wife.
4. Most prolific blogger.
5. Least sociable.
6. Most consistent seating position in First and Second year.
7. Lunch.
8. Fewest appearances in theatre during a surgery rotation.
9. Most arty tie.
10. Least kempt.