Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Don't do this at home



PTR
So, what do you do for a job?

Patient
I'm a butcher.

PTR
Me too.  Ha ha ha ha.

Patient
...

PTR
Anyway, it's really true isn't it, that if you want a decent piece of meat you should buy it at a butcher's shop instead of a supermarket.

Patient
I'm a butcher in a supermarket.

PTR
... Sooooo, it's the end of my shift now. 
Bye!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Due to unforseen circumstances I had forgotten to read your blog for a few months (maybe due to the GFC or the Y2K bug, not sure).
But anyway, I remembered to check it in the middle of my night shift tonight, and so had a few to catch up on and get me through the night.
Your posts appear 10% wittier when read at 3am.

PTR said...

Gee, that's not bad. If only I knew the baseline wit of my posts, I'd be able to figure out whether it was worth my while or not to enforce some kind of embargo on reading my blog except between the hours of 3-4 a.m.