Could I please have a cafe latte, a chai latte, a weak latte, and two bubbacinos?
What's a bubbacino?
It's a little cup filled with milk froth.
Oh, like a babycino?
And to save you the time making snide comments, I concede the following points:
- Yes, bubbacinos are an absurdly yuppyish thing to order. But at this place they were free, and I'd rather order a free bubbacino than have my $3.50 coffee sabotaged by a lunging Hatchling.
- Yes, a weak latte is a girly thing to order. Fortunately my Smaller Half is quite girly.
- Yes, a chai latte is also an absurdly yuppyish thing to order. But it was for a friend we were meeting hence I take no responsibility for her choice of beverages.