Unimpressed

Patient

I've had lots of PEs.  There are three types.  The first type, you get it and it goes away eventually and that's fine.  The second type, you end up in hospital.  The third type, you're dead.

PTR

So yours have mostly been the first two types then?

Some people laugh at this kind of remark.  But usually not the person who is having the actual problem.  The sooner I learn to moderate my sense of humour, the better.