You know what love is? Love is when you're away from your Smaller Half for a week and you decide that you'd better leave your mobile phone on overnight in case she gets the creeps in the middle of night and needs to call you but you forget to tell her this and she knows that you normally turn it off overnight because for some strange reason you get more than your fair share of wrong numbers so she decides to send you a text msg at 1 a.m. when you're already asleep because she's been up late studying and she misses you and because your msg alert tone on your phone sounds like a barking dog you are awakened from a deep sleep by your phone barking right into your ear and you have no idea what the hell is going on for a while but then you read the message and it makes you miss her.
That's love.
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- A raging Bruxist, I grew up on an ostrich farm until I was mistaken for a woman one time too many. Leaving my angsty post-teen life as one of three only children, I flew to Stockholm where I unexpectedly won the Man Booker Prize for lengthy blogging about being short. I'm perplexed to report that I like painting tiny Romans.
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Love is?
Sorry - PTR, I think that blog would more accurately have been headed "Chronic Co-Dependence is".
On the bright side - I hear the special effects in the soon-to-be-released film version of "Chronic Co-Dependence Day" are awesome!
Sorry, I can't understand you. Can you spit out those macadamias?
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