The day that you realize you're married to a psychiatrist

[Scene: On the couch, watching an advertisement for the forthcoming movie, Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes] 

Smaller Half
Why do they keep making the same kind of film over and over? 

PTR
Aheywha? 

Smaller Half
They keep making these films about Man versus the Other, and the Other must be destroyed, but of course in the end it's Man who is the Other. 

PTR
Well thanks for ruining it for me.

Plot summary for generic espionage/action flick

Man is surprised to find that people keep trying to kill him.
Man executes a series of astonishing manoeuvres on a motorcycle.
Other man comes crashing through a large window with a big gun and tries to kill the first man without success and is himself killed right back.
Man speaks to other man wearing a suit over a telephone.
Man wearing suit says "Goddammit!" and slams the phone down.
First man sails away on a boat.