Game over, man, game over!

PTR

What spell do you think I would cast on you if I was a fairy?

Hatchling

I don't know, what?

PTR

I would cast a spell to make you BEAUTIFUL.

And a spell to make you CLEVER.

And a spell to make you FUNNY.

And a spell to make you PLAY A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT.

And a spell to make you KIND.

And a spell to make you LEARN ANOTHER LANGUAGE.

And a spell to make you STRONG.

But if I could only cast one spell on you, I would cast a spell to make you HAPPY.

Hatchling

Thank you Dadda.

PTR

What spell would you cast on me if you were a fairy?

Hatchling

I would cast a spell - ALIEN!

PTR

What? Really?  Why would you do that?

Hatchling

Because all of the aliens are friendly.

PTR

Thank you sweetheart, that's very kind.