Problem list

[scene: standing with my registrar looking at a new patient's medical record in the emergency department] 

PTR

It says MBA 2005. What's that? 

Registrar

It could be MVA (motor vehicle accident) - B is next to V on the keyboard. Or maybe a motorbike accident. 

PTR

Oh I wouldn't have thought of that.

Registrar

Or else he did a Masters of Business Administration. But I wouldn't expect that to show up on his problem list.

PTR

I don't know - some of my degrees would fit pretty well on my problem list.

Registrar

How many degrees have you got? 

PTR

That's also on the problem list.