"Laughter and joke-telling is healthy and can be used to convey messages that may otherwise be too difficult to express!" - Jesse Eisenberg, A Marriage Counselor Tries To Heckle At A Knicks Game
I think it's true what the ancients said, that you can travel the whole Earth over but it's only when you finally return home to your electric toothbrush that your teeth feel really clean.
A raging Bruxist, I grew up on an ostrich farm until I was mistaken for a woman one time too many. Leaving my angsty post-teen life as one of three only children, I flew to Stockholm where I unexpectedly won the Man Booker Prize for lengthy blogging about being short. I'm perplexed to report that I like painting tiny Romans.
3 comments:
Ah the famed Mayan electric toothbrushes.
Douglas Adams is an ancient already? Froop!
Please explain.
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