This week I have been mostly thinking about

Overheard

Patient

Antipsychotics are bullshit!  You know, what happened to people with schizophrenia before antipsychotics were invented? Huh?

Doctor

Well, most of them probably died very young from exposure, malnutrition, violence, suicide, disease, or else were locked up for the rest of their lives.

Patient

Oh.

Custodian

Hatchling

I really really like your watch.

PTR

Me too.

Hatchling

When you are dead, who will get to have your watch?

PTR

You will, I suppose.

Hatchling

I can't wait! I can't wait!