Showing posts with label big nose. Show all posts
Showing posts with label big nose. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Doppelganger

While walking through the treatment room at the clinic recently, one of the patients caught my eye and smiled.  He was an elderly chap who I knew I had talked to previously but couldn't remember a single thing about.  So I went over and 'fessed up:
PTR
Hello.  I know I've talked to you before but I can't recall what it was about.

Gent
It was this cut on my arm.

PTR
Really?  And it's still a problem?

Gent
Well I only did it two days ago.

PTR
Oh, but I haven't seen you for a least a month.

Gent
[Crestfallen] Oh.  I thought it was you that I saw.  It was a young doctor.  Tall and skinny.

PTR
Ah, that was probably Dr MacGillicuddy.  He must look a bit like me because a few people have mixed us up.

Gent
Yes, tall bloke.  Big nose.

PTR
I see.