Five of you chose Sienna. You are all ageing hippies who chose that because there used to be a girl called Sienna working at co-op who you were too shy to talk to. You're now with Beverly. Move on.
Seven of you chose Umber. You are all ageing nerds who chose that because when you were an eleven year old dungeon crawler you saw the Umber Hulk in the Monster Manual and that's always what you'll think of.
Four of you chose Taupe. You are all ageing hipsters who think that by embracing the bland you're being strangely ironic and countercultural. You're not.
Three of you chose Mushroom. You are all ageing ageing secretaries who get frowned at by your boss for wearing anything not beige, and mushroom is as daring as you can be.
One of you chose Salmon. You're a ... grizzly bear. Hence the big pause.
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