Whither blob?

So, let's brush past the alarming fact that the majority of you seem to think that the Kurgan could take out Reepicheep in a cage-fight.  I don't care to dwell on that thank-you.

What I want to talk about, once I've made it clear that I in no way condone the sale of unpasteurized milk products, is that there seems to be some confusion about the purpose of this blob.  Recent comments seemed to invite me to wax philosophical but were in fact simply traps to tempt me to engage in the quoting of lyrics from awful 90's dance hits.  Eurgh.  Somehow some readers seem to have gotten the idea that this would be fun.

To address this issue I have put up a poll, to the right.  (No, your right.)  Please vote for the things that you think this blob should focus on.  You can choose multiple options, of course.  Nobody wants to be like a dog racing in a trench.